break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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