do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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