somebody snuck up and got me drunk
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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