On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Is Oprah even human
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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