You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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