Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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