We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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