she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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