Nicole vs. Life
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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