As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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