so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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