I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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