Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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