Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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