is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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