If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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