You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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