who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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