I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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