We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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