If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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