im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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