I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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