good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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