whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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