this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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