Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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