Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My pussy is not your playground.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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