The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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