i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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