MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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