bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I FOUND THE LEGS
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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