VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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