i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize