i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
