..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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