Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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