Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We just shotgunned beers for America
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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