Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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