omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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