She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
