Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
no you cant smoke seaweed
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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