I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
They took my balls.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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