We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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