i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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