Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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