he wants to bone in the snuggie
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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