The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My hand turned me down
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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