do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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