My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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