Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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