i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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