My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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