I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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