You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
love makes seman taste better
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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