Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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